Well, if we look at it the other way, if you don't have a wife, I couldn't have possibly raped her. Which means I didn't do anything. Which also means I wasn't chuffed and I didn't hope for you to be happy. Ah. That sounds better.
But you were hoping I'm happy and you were chuffed, because otherwise you wouldn't have wrote that post in the first place! So, hah! I suppose I DO have a wife! How could you rape her?
How would you know I wrote that post? TOK man. Someone could have easily hacked into my account. Well, seeing as you admit having a wife, I shall tell you. Your wife was easy. Easy as pie. Easier than this maths IA I'm trying to write. Gah. But really dude. Ask your wife what happened.
What did you dooooo????
ReplyDeleteRaaaped yooour wiiiife is what I did. Wait. You have a wiiife??
ReplyDeleteI HAVE A WIIIFFE!? Well, apparently I do. If you raped her.
ReplyDeleteWell, if we look at it the other way, if you don't have a wife, I couldn't have possibly raped her. Which means I didn't do anything. Which also means I wasn't chuffed and I didn't hope for you to be happy. Ah. That sounds better.
ReplyDeleteBut you were hoping I'm happy and you were chuffed, because otherwise you wouldn't have wrote that post in the first place! So, hah! I suppose I DO have a wife! How could you rape her?
ReplyDeleteHow would you know I wrote that post? TOK man. Someone could have easily hacked into my account. Well, seeing as you admit having a wife, I shall tell you. Your wife was easy. Easy as pie. Easier than this maths IA I'm trying to write. Gah. But really dude. Ask your wife what happened.
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