Zing!

It would be a crime not to thank you guys today. Morgie. Bryce. And Kinky.
Thank you :)

T'was a wonderful day, full of the most random, happiest moments I've had in a while. And I had some yesterday as well. You make me smile :) Or Sm:)e as Jyen would say.

There are too many things. And I need to write about a dead fish in a bit, so I'll shorten it to a list:

• cucumber cloning
• "I always wanted to have cucumber juices on my pants. Kinky like" ~ Jyen
• dancing bathroom signs
• chasing the damn bus. road rage without cars.
• Come Back, Kinky: Tale of A Boy and His Love For A Prostitute ~ Directed by: Bryce
• "Oooh" ~ Bryce
• le changing room under le table
• "And the tomato said 'Oh my gosh! A talking egg!' " ~ Morgie
• the forgotten water bottle and the major freakout that followed
• endless videos and photos :)
• "Collide"-ing

I'm hoping this works.

Yep. I am glad I came along today :D Thank you.

I know...

I said I wouldn't post again.
But whatever. You believe me anyways.

You okay?
I'm quite tempted to kidnap you from boarding (after raiding the houses) and keep you in my closet. Weelllll. I suppose you can have my bedroom. The closet's a bit small :P And the guest room's taken (I'm stashing all my stolen stuff there). Anyhow. I hope you didn't get into too much trouble.

I'm not exactly the first person you would go to, but I'm here. Right here. I will be right here waaaiiting foorr yooouu. I kid. I no wait. You come catch me. I have stuff to do :P
So. Yeah. Don't cry. Eat some chocolate. Hug someone. Go stare at your own handwriting. Make fire. Watch some porno. Think happy, fluffy thoughts. Stay awesome :)

Hello you

Hi!
DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?
You dodo.
If not, I'll tell you something that you and I would know ;)

- we love the sound of paper being scratched
- we also love the sound of cutlery scraping together
- we make fire. Always.
- you're mulan/general sheng, and I'm Janet.
- we just played a football match that you spent ages convincing me you didn't want to take part in. But you did. And I sacrificed paper scratching for that. What a shame.
- you did something quite weird today. Like. Pinch my thigh with your toes in your finger socks

Do I need to go on?
I don't think so right? I have an Econs essay to write. Oh. And the Bio write up. Oh. And the Chem write up corrections. So do you actually.
Oh. Alright then. One last thing:
- you admire your handwriting when you try to revise, which is quite odd, but you do have pretty good handwriting :P

There. I shall text you now :D